[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/5-nejvetsich-vad-muzu\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/5-nejvetsich-vad-muzu\/","headline":"5 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch \u201evad\u201c mu\u017e\u016f","name":"5 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch \u201evad\u201c mu\u017e\u016f","description":"1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jsou prost\u011b \u201ev pohod\u011b\u201c Zn\u00e1me to v\u0161echny. D\u011bti zlob\u00ed. Doma pr\u00e1ce jako na kostele. Lednice zeje pr\u00e1zdnotou. Pes chce j\u00edt na proch\u00e1zku. Rozbila se televize. Kamar\u00e1di maj\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt na…","datePublished":"2025-02-27","dateModified":"2023-04-29","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"dorady.cz\n","url":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2f9cf1b561d9aae95958ad71553999b0e9db33d2ec644561c199d316aa8e46db?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/2f9cf1b561d9aae95958ad71553999b0e9db33d2ec644561c199d316aa8e46db?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"dorady.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a301508_w2333_t1511599912.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a301508_w2333_t1511599912.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/5-nejvetsich-vad-muzu\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":546,"articleBody":"\t1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jsou prost\u011b \u201ev pohod\u011b\u201cZn\u00e1me to v\u0161echny. D\u011bti zlob\u00ed. Doma pr\u00e1ce jako na kostele. Lednice zeje pr\u00e1zdnotou. Pes chce j\u00edt na proch\u00e1zku. Rozbila se televize. Kamar\u00e1di maj\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt na ve\u010de\u0159i. Nev\u00edte, kam d\u0159\u00edv sko\u010dit a stal se z V\u00e1s uzl\u00ed\u010dek nerv\u016f. Za to V\u00e1\u0161 partner je \u00fapln\u011b \u201ev pohod\u011b\u201c! Mu\u017ei prost\u011b \u0159e\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9my a\u017e tehdy, kdy\u017e nastanou, a to jen ty nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed! V\u00fdjimkou je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sport. Ten je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd v\u017edy.\u00a0\t2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vtipkuj\u00ed v \u201enespr\u00e1vnou chv\u00edli\u201cJe \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 m\u00edt za partnera vtip\u00e1lka. V\u00a0jeho p\u0159\u00edtomnosti obvykle vl\u00e1dne uvoln\u011bn\u00e1 atmosf\u00e9ra. Probl\u00e9m nast\u00e1v\u00e1, kdy\u017e pot\u0159ebujete \u0159e\u0161it n\u011bco v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9ho. V\u00a0tu chv\u00edli V\u00e1m salva sm\u00edchu zrovna nepom\u016f\u017ee. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei maj\u00ed sklony humorem \u0159e\u0161it t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 ka\u017edou situaci. Dokud v\u0161ak ned\u011blaj\u00ed nevkusn\u00e9 vt\u00edpky p\u0159ed Va\u0161imi rodi\u010di, d\u00e1 se to zkousnout.\u00a0\t3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hluch\u00fd telefonZ\u00a0pr\u00e1ce u\u017e ode\u0161el. Nebere mobil. Nast\u00e1v\u00e1 n\u011bkolik hodin strachov\u00e1n\u00ed, co se mu proboha stalo. Mohl dostat infarkt. M\u011bl dopravn\u00ed nehodu. Vyloupili banku, kdy\u017e byl zrovna uvnit\u0159. P\u0159epadli ho a te\u010f le\u017e\u00ed n\u011bkde zml\u00e1cen\u00fd. \u00a0P\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00e9 teorie si dok\u00e1\u017eeme vytvo\u0159it, kdy\u017e mu\u017e nep\u0159ijde dom\u016f. Ten se v\u0161ak vr\u00e1t\u00ed naprosto v\u00a0klidu po n\u011bkolika hodin\u00e1ch s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee byl se star\u00fdm zn\u00e1m\u00fdm na pivu, \u017ee n\u00e1m o tom ur\u010dit\u011b \u0159\u00edkal a v\u016fbec nech\u00e1pe, pro\u010d jsme se o n\u011bj tak b\u00e1ly.\u00a0\t4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jednostrann\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1rlen\u00edMu\u017ei nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed hysterick\u00e9 a \u017e\u00e1rliv\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny. Mnoz\u00ed tedy rad\u011bji zal\u017eou, aby se jim vyhnuli. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 partnerka zkr\u00e1tka nepochop\u00ed, \u017ee byl na k\u00e1v\u011b se zn\u00e1mou, a pak ji odvezl dom\u016f, jeliko\u017e se strhl lij\u00e1k. Situace se oto\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e partnerka jde na k\u00e1vu s\u00a0kolegou, jeliko\u017e mus\u00ed do\u0159e\u0161it pracovn\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017eitosti. V\u00a0tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b mus\u00ed nahl\u00e1sit, s\u00a0k\u00fdm tam jde, kdy p\u0159ijde, co budou \u0159e\u0161it a mo\u017en\u00e1 jakou k\u00e1vu si objedn\u00e1. \u017d\u00e1rliv\u00e9 sc\u00e9n\u011b se ov\u0161em stejn\u011b nevyhne. Mu\u017ei ob\u010das sv\u00fdm \u017een\u00e1m d\u011blaj\u00ed to, co sami nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed. \u00a0\t5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Na stadion ano, do divadla neChcete mil\u00e1\u010dkovi ud\u011blat radost, tak s\u00a0n\u00edm jdete na fotbalov\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1te si, \u017ee on pak pro zm\u011bnu p\u016fjde na Va\u0161e obl\u00edben\u00e9 divadeln\u00ed p\u0159edstaven\u00ed. V\u00fdsledek je ov\u0161em takov\u00fd, \u017ee ho p\u0159emlouv\u00e1te n\u011bkolik m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ijde V\u00e1\u0161 den, je n\u011bkolik mo\u017enost\u00ed, jak se vykroutit. Varianta A \u2013 partner se cel\u00fd den tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed natolik otr\u00e1ven\u011b, \u017ee rad\u0161i darujete l\u00edstky soused\u016fm. Varianta B – partnerovi se ud\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00a0ni\u010deho nic na um\u0159en\u00ed. Varianta C \u2013 partner cel\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed prosp\u00ed.\u00a0Mu\u017ei mnohdy ned\u011blaj\u00ed v\u011bci proto, aby n\u00e1s na\u0161tvali, ale zkr\u00e1tka jim nedoch\u00e1z\u00ed, \u017ee bychom se mohly zlobit. N\u011bkdy je prost\u011b asi lep\u0161\u00ed tolik je ne\u0159e\u0161it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.2\/5 - (9 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"5 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch \u201evad\u201c mu\u017e\u016f","item":"https:\/\/www.dorady.cz\/5-nejvetsich-vad-muzu\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]